Back in the day I was the poster child for Goldeneye addiction. Me and my Solitaire control setup could pretty much dish out a solid ass-whoopin’ to anyone brave enough to face us. My brothers started refusing to play with me because I’d destroy them both, even though they would be tag-teaming me the whole time. It actually got to the point where I had a hard time sleeping at night because when I would close my eyes all I could see was my KF7-Soviet bobbing up and down as a ran through map after map. I knew all the best places to plant mines and snipe from and I knew exactly where every weapon and armor spawn was. As Boris Grishenko would say… I was invincible!
Fast forward 8 years or so… I don’t think I’ve even pulled my N64 out of storage for 3 or 4 years now. I’m currently playing a lot of Counter-Strike Source, Half-Life 2 and Guild Wars so there’s not much time to play old skool games with crappy graphics. Besides, I don’t really have anyone to obliterate anymore. My daughter is only 4 and wouldn’t really be much of a challenge. Its pretty safe to say that I had given up all hope of ever playing a meaningful round of Goldeneye ever again.




