I think I’ll chalk this one up to extreme paranoia and blind ignorance. I suppose it’s possible that leet speak may seem “cryptic” and “potentially dangerous” to scared parents everywhere, but it’s only because of quality in-depth journalism like this. Watch and be amazed as these hard-nosed reporters deliver “news that matters” in an effort to keep your kids safe online… as if. As one enlightended kotaku commenter puts it…

“Sensationalism FTW!!”