That’s right, this is how it would go down if it ever went down.  The Star Trek universe is made up of all those smart guys at MIT and Stanford, whereas the typical dude in Star Wars is a guy like me, flying the equivalent of a Caprice Classic with lasers.  The guys over at SomethingAwful have another one of their fun photo-chop posts, so I’d say take a look for more like this.  Which reminds me of Rudeboy’s Jeep, for some reason.  He’s made some special modifications himself, and not necessarily so it will make 0.5 past light speed.