Despite what the title of this post could possibly imply, it’s not what you perverts may be thinking. The title is actually a semi-vague, somewhat distorted reference to Robert Jordans The Wheel of Time series which I’m currently about half-way done reading (although this post doesn’t really have anything to do with that either). It does, however, directly relate to Mr. Fred Rogers and his title as Champion of the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Now, you may be asking what that title means and how our beloved trolley engineer may have come to hold it. Don’t worry… I too was unaware of the fact that it was even possible for Mr. Rogers to hold such a title. Lucky for you though, the video below explains everything…

Now, if you’re seen this video before, shame on you for not informing me. If you haven’t seen it, then I’ll consider this my good deed for the day. I feel that it’s important to know that Chuck Norris can indeed be defeated (despite the fact that a Chuck Norris delivered roundhouse is the preferred method of execution in 16 states).