My report is on Vancouver. Vancouver is in Canada. They are a different country. My Dad went to Canada once. They don’t take normal money. Cars can’t go as fast, and gas is twice as much money. It’s rainy.

Yep, I’m in Canadia. I made the whole journey with a rip in my Dockers cargo pants, about 7″ right in the seat. Also, the guy at the Delta counter threatened that I would be forcibly removed by the police. I did not balk. I told him to get his boss, and when he said no, I told him I would wait at his counter until he did. Stupid putz. I guess I’d be grumpy too if I was working at the Delta ticket counter at 60 years old.

Here’s a fun link if you ever want to make a fuss. Bankruptcy serves those hosers right.