So I had the iRiver on random today and came across a voice clip from Reservoir Dogs. If you’re familiar with the soundtrack, it was one of the K-BILLY radio sequences between songs and it got me wondering if the guy doing the voice was the guy I thought it was. After some quick searching, it turns out that it was the guy I was thinkin and his name is Steven Wright.

Well, long story short, I ended up on his Wiki page and they had a list of some of his comic one-liners (I’m incredibly busy today as you can tell). These are a couple of the more humorous ones:

- “I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
- “When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?”
- “What’s another word for thesaurus?”
- “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
- “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn’t stop until you get to work.”
- “There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.”
- “We had a quicksand box in our backyard. I was an only child. Eventually.”
- “Why’s the alphabet in that order? Is it ’cause of that song?”